I’m a Dentist is exactly how the media loves to portray the Dentist as. A cruel, evil, sadistic dude. That’s why I like to dissociate myself by emphasising the fact I’m a hygienist =)
Anyhow, I’ll probably just be tweeting for a while because not only do I have the Dental Congress this weekend, I’ve got a lot of loose ends to tie up.
Reminder to self:
- YSC – newsletter
- Chase up itinerary: call J
- Dig up Commerce books/notes/assignments: call C
- Skim the market: call E
- Check account
- Call C (sms/persist if still can’t get through)
- Burn CD of photos and images for mum
- Give mum a crash course on how to use the lumix
- Make another list of things to do while mum is gone
(Orin) When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin’ puppies with a BB-Gun.
I’d poison guppies, and when I was done,
I’d find a pussy cat and bash in its head.
That’s when my momma said…
(What did she say?)
She said my boy, I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay…You’ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!You’re temperament’s wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You’ll be a success.(Ronette) Here he is, girls, the leader of the plaque.
(Chiffon) Watch him suck up that gas! Oh my God!
(Crystal) He’s a dentist and he’ll never ever be any good!
(All Three) Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
(Patient) Oh, that hurts! I’m not numb!
(Orin) Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I’m your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It’s swell, though they tell me I’m mal-adjusted.And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere…Somewhere in heaven above me…
I know…I know that my momma’s proud of me.
Oh, Momma…‘Cause I’m a dentist…
And a success!Say ahh… (ahh)
Say AHhhh…(ahhhh)
Say AAARRRHHHH!!! (aaarrrhhhh!!!)
Now Spit!
