I’m a Dentist is exactly how the media loves to portray the Dentist as. A cruel, evil, sadistic dude. That’s why I like to dissociate myself by emphasising the fact I’m a hygienist =)
Anyhow, I’ll probably just be tweeting for a while because not only do I have the Dental Congress this weekend, I’ve got a lot of loose ends to tie up.
Make another list of things to do while mum is gone
(Orin) When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin’ puppies with a BB-Gun.
I’d poison guppies, and when I was done,
I’d find a pussy cat and bash in its head.
That’s when my momma said…
(What did she say?)
She said my boy, I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay…
You’ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You’re temperament’s wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You’ll be a success.
(Ronette) Here he is, girls, the leader of the plaque.
(Chiffon) Watch him suck up that gas! Oh my God!
(Crystal) He’s a dentist and he’ll never ever be any good!
(All Three) Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
(Patient) Oh, that hurts! I’m not numb!
(Orin) Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I’m your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It’s swell, though they tell me I’m mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere…Somewhere in heaven above me…
I know…I know that my momma’s proud of me.
Oh, Momma…
‘Cause I’m a dentist…
And a success!
Say ahh… (ahh)
Say AHhhh…(ahhhh)
Say AAARRRHHHH!!! (aaarrrhhhh!!!)
Now Spit!
J and I were supposed to catch up and work out our flight plans to book online, but instead we ended up going to Carousel for the $8 movie promo Hoyts is having. We decided to take up the Hoyts promo to catch Watchmen… it looked cool and potentially mind-blowing. And because we were left so dissatisfied with Watchmen (read below to find out why), we had to go back and watch He’s Just Not That Into You.
Watchmen
We walked into the cinema expecting Watchmen to be something along the lines of the typical superhero kicks bad-ass line. Let’s just say we really should have prepared ourselves better. I don’t have anything against comic adaptations (X-menwas pretty entertaining) or comic-like storylines (Killbill and SinCity turned out to be surprisingly good too).
I watched the trailer AFTER watching the movie, seems to me that the trailer can be a bit deceiving? Anyhow, when they say graphic novel, they mean graphic novel. My gripes aren’t against the movie per se, it’s more against the graphic novel which the movie is apparently closely following.
Anyway there were two major issues I had with Watchmen which makes me feel bleh
**Spoiler Warning**
The first being that the girls in Watchmen wearing anime-like costumes (body hugging, extremely suggestive) are OK with me (I do love my anime), but random nudity and sex scenes just aren’t cool. If they developed the characters more, gave viewers something to relate to, it might not have felt like they threw in the relationship between Laurel and Dan just for the sex (wasn’t she getting it on with Dr. M only a few frames ago!?).
I also didn’t appreciate the way Watchmen made all the female characters whores, and it definitely didn’t improve my opinion when they threw in the kinky twists (I’m guessing Watchmen was created by lots of testosterone). AND if they didn’t show so many frontal shots of ‘Mini Manhattan‘, it might not have made viewers feel so… disturbed…. or distracting! Seriously, it felt like the first half of the movie was blue-penis-free and then suddenly all you see is very naked Dr Manhattan frontals.
It’s something I would expect from a Japanese anime NOT a hollywood film
The second thing which irked me is more of a personal preference because I like my heroes to stay as heroes. Watchmen are allowed their off-days and hissy fits, but in my world, they shouldn’t be humanised. What I mean by that, is that they killed the heroic characters and turned each and everyone of these Watchmen into pathetic reflections of the faults in humanity.
Where’s the logic in turning a superhero into a wuss? an obsessive freak? an emotionally stunted child?
Is Watchmen trying to suggest that we’re all twisted, even our heroes? Are they trying to rob us of our hope and our naive ideals?
Anyway, Vic at ScreenRant did a detailed review of Watchmen. And after reading the review, I’m positive that I would have enjoyed Watchmen a lot more if I had read the comic…
I do have something good to say about the film though, the graphics are very very impressive! I enjoyed the graphics so much so that I might even watch it again (not in cinema though).On a side note, the only characters I liked were Rorschach and The Comedian.
**End Spoiler Warning**
He’s just not that into you
I’m a huge fan of romantic comedy and He’s Just Not That Into You fits my criteria perfectly. It’s the type of movie which makes you laugh and pulls you right into the plot like you’re right there with the characters. Well, relationships is a topic which we can all relate to after all
Thankfully it wasn’t a let down like P.S I Love You which I didn’t think lived up to it’s expectations (Love Actually). I won’t be going into detail because I would definitely recommend you to go watch He’s Just Not That Into You! It’s most probably one of the best movies I’ll ever watch in 2009… but it’ll come second to Star Trek which will be coming out in May!! Watch the full trailer at the official Star Trek site. I think that I’m going to like this movie no matter if they mess it up , just like Transformers =P
We’ve all heard those phrases: “Never say never”, “Nothing is impossible” etc. And yet the devil at the back of our mind sneaks up on us all and fills us with doubt and fear.
Watch this video and be awestruck by the amazing things people achieve everyday =)
It’s been a very busy start to the new year for Australia… Flooding, heat waves and bush fires. See the list Wiki has of other Australian Disasters to realise just how damaging it has been.
It’s been a long time since I’ve watched any Star Trek show or movie, and now they have another movie coming out?? YAY!!
This is the only Star Trek XI <full> Trailer I could find so watch this quick, I’m not sure if they’ll take it off YouTube… [Edit: video updated 7/3/09]
And did you guys notice something?
Syler from Heroes is Spock (or his evil twin)! =D
Anyways, I’m looking forward to this (it’s about time I got my sci-fi fix), plus the trailer doesn’t look completely dull… Although, I know the trailer usually shows the most exciting/interesting scenes from the movie. So there is a potential that the movie is a complete flop since the trailer only seemed to have a little bit of action, drama, romance… I would have liked a bit of humour too, but it didn’t seem to have any. I guess it might not be nearly as funny as the Transformers Movie, but only time will tell.
Watching the Star Trek trailer reminded me that I haven’t been downloading/watching BattleStar Galactica for a long long time!! I’m soooo behind now, but I think I’ll try and get some episodes in during Christmas and New Year break =P
As part of my International Advertising unit, I looked up Russell Peters on YouTube. Yes it’s legit! =P I probably won’t be able to use the material for class, but at least it was a great source of stress relief! Four more assessments due next week and I don’t feel like I can let my guard down because work on Wednesday, Thursday, and PD Day on Friday really limits the time I can spend preparing for everything =(
Warning: If you don’t like jokes about the male anatomy, don’t watch it!
I’m not sure if the links still work but, click here to go to an old post with old Russell Peters material.
P.S. Is the weather in Perth crazy or what? 34 degrees one day, overcast storming and winds the next!